I’m feeling weird today.
Well this is horrifying, it’s kermit the frog with people eyes
(Source: muppetswithpeopleeyes)
If you weren’t thinking about this before, you sure as fuck are now.
[video]
accurate.
“My last words to you
Great tight vaginas are here
Viagra Med Store”
—
Spam Haiku
-whomba
“Strip Her and Take Her
The truth about orgasms
Lengthen your rod now”
— haiku created from my spam inbox
“First use with a fresh bar of soap, awesome lather” — Little things in life
This is how my dog sleeps, she is retarded and fucking adorable
How some projects at work make me feel… :P
(via walkingwithlions, moshnaked)